Monday, July 28, 2025

follow my demands to a T. Aqua PockeTees is a long or short sleeve pocket t-shirt. the fabric is 100% "wool like" fabric made from high THC marijuana... that is grown and harvested by slaves, in the jungle....

the extra soft yet thick strong fabric is shipped from the filthy jungle by UPS into The United States of America to be sewn into the beautiful Aqua PockeTees long or short sleeves that we all know and love. the big sewing factory is located in one of those horrible states like Mississippi or.... yeah just Mississippi. the Aqua PockeTees are sold at the Aqua Meguro Museum gift shop for $5.99 long and $6.50 for the short sleeve. no refunds or returns that's gross. if yer not happy with your purchase we will give you a free game coupon redeemable at any Aqua Putt-Putt golf coarse nation wide. Aqua PockeTees are only availible in Aqua color.
the rider in this iron on went on to slide out farther then catch traction like SNAP and highsided tumbling head over heels dislocating nearly every single joint in his body and gittin' the wind knocked clean out of him for what seemed like minutes but returning with a massive long UHHHHHHHHH enhaul that sounded funny. his bars bent now. he pushed his bike back to the pits loaded UP and went home and watch evening news with Walter Cronkite.

2 comments:

  1. "high sided tumbling head over heels dislocating nearly every single joint in his body "

    And this is why it's so hard to recruit riders for the DO NOT TOUCH Racing Team. They know exactly what's going to happen.

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